Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
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