i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
Girl farted next to me in class and then denied my high five
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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