remember facepaint boy? turns out it stains. aaaand i have it all over my face and neck.
I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
i think my mom watched the whole time
An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
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is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
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Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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