Vomit. Vomit. Whatever. You wear a tiara in public.
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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