I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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