I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
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I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
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I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
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