I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
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that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
I think we've entered a low point in our relationship when I'm sending you pictures of pubic hair designs "because they're funny"
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
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He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
He kept squeezing my butt and telling me how smart I was
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
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