I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
I come up with the best drinking games while babysitting
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
I came over to his house for a party and realized I was quoted on the fridge... "How'd I get rug burn on my face?" And yes, my name was right next to it!
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
I mean I feel like if you explain to the emoji app company that your friend got plastered and fell to the ground and is trying to scheme her way back to normal life and get her dignity back they would understand just how necessary it is to have a fingers crossed emoji...
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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