Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
You found Muppets From Space a little too intense, so you just sorta sat on the ground and stared at the wall plug for an hour and a half.
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Come on in and take your pants off
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