I molested 6 butterflies tonight
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
there's a liquor store near my therapist
i might give it a shot.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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