There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Walking down the street trying to find the pants I had on last night
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Is her dick bigger than yours?
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