so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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