i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
Mom says you're allowed to come home if you replace the towels. I don't want to know why.
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