She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
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