Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
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