David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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