also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
I didn't think it was possible for the human body to be physically dependant on weed until I moved in with this kid
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I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
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As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.
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