am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
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Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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