That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
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