shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
And that kids is the last time I ever try to outdrink Germans
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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