Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
Either my boss has an enormous dick or he’s hiding a can of tennis balls in his bike shorts
Maybe I will go to the company picnic
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