i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
This guys mom bought us a 24 pack and drove me and 8 others to a frat house... Hello moms weekend.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
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