**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
He went so fast i didnt even have time to pretend like i was about to have a fake orgasim
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My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
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My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
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