Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Just set the kids up with doughnuts downstairs so I could go up and masturbate uninterrupted. I am such a good mom.
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
He agreed to matching Christmas pajamas today, no guy does that for a girl he’s not seriously considering marrying.
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