You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
That reminds me of that one time you handcuffed me to a table leg while I was reaching for the vodka.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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