Soap is not a condiment
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
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The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
He put his name in my phone as David Hot Guy With Tattoos and I fell in love because that's what I was going to change his name to anyways
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
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I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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