You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
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Snorting lines of xanex off the back of my grandparents toilet before church. Thinking of u.
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
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I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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