I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
We need to get cat food
Nevermind, the cat will eat lucky charms
People in love make me want to vomit
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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