I just jerked it to the same porn two nights in a row... and she says I have problems with commitment...
he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
Friends don't let friends put redi whip in their wine
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
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You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
I'm still thinking about that amazing orgasm last night. I literally heard angels singing "Hallelujah!!"
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