no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Your 'drink of the future' makes sense now- you feel it for atleast 10 hours into the future
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
I'm at a winery and there's a 50 yr old woman sitting at a table alone with a bottle of wine and the only time I've seen her get up is to harass the hot dog guy
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
You can cuddle me. Word on the street is my ass is ridiculous.
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
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