i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
checking your phone to see who you drunk dialed last night isnt as funny when you see you had a 17 minute call to your dad.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
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Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
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Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
Explaining that I bought them at a strip club gift shop with my friend didnt make the furry handcuffs seem less weird
Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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