Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
That reminds me...we need to get swords
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
dropping lines from Workaholics has slowly become my icebreaker when hitting on girls. who would have thought "lets get weird" would cause girls to actually get weird
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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