He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I need a priest, doctor, and therapist after this weekend.
You came walking in the backyard at 10am, in cowboy boots, a new shirt, and had no money,....we lost you for 15 hours....i think you just need a camera crew, or an assistant. IMPRESSED!
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
I can't help you right now because I'm shaving my feet...like a lady.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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