if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
woke up to an unread text message i sent to myself: "brreakfdast..pork and ice cream."
we're making bets on your personal life
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
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Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
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Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
It's 7am. I'm making pizza & watching the Matrix. I will not be bothered.
To answer your next question, yes, I'm drunk.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
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