chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Dude they even gave me free lube for being tested! Best. Hiv test. EVER.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
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he woke up with $200 in his pocket and had to buy his cell phone back from a hobo at the bus stop.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
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My family will be here in an hour and I'm deciding between doing my makeup or saying fuck it and wearing what's left of last night's...
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
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