In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
buying new sheets for when my mom visits. I can't in good conscious let her use the ones from last night
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
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I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Can you tell me why Star Wars Burlesque is pulled up on my phone from last night?
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
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We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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