Left my ID again and at a Giant's game. This is the second time they accepted my handgun safety certificate as proof of ID to buy beer.
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
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she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
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Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
Yeah I ended up covered in the mud by the end, in a lady bug golf cart that was blasting jazz music with a dead phone
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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