how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
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I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Used my phone to vibrate 'eye of the tiger'. It's like Rocky is punching my nuts, but gently.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
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Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Life hack: hotbox while in the car wash. It'll change your life.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
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