Keeping my bail papers as a souvenir from when I was arrested. Too weird?
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
We have so much sex to catch up on
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
These morning walks of shame have became my morning jogs
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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