her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
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she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
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Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
He peed my bed and tried to say it was just the wine. The red wine. On white sheets. He's not a good liar.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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