your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
Now that the fun of having an iPhone has worn off I find that using screen as a coke tray is by far my favorite app
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
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Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
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You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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