Threesome last night. Not that cool, you tend to pick a favorite.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
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I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
Even my vagina gasped.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
You are a special snowflake. A special snowflake I wouldn't mind rough sex with
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There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I could fuck to npr.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
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