im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
If I could run through a field of Reece's and Oreos, dive off a milkfall into a bowl of cereal. My Life would complete.
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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