dinner at cheesecake factory: $40. drinks at yard house: $50. having sex in the VG parking lot while people are staring at you awkwardly: priceless. Goodnight.
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
After 2 hrs of driving around looking for him, we just found him sleeping in the bed of my truck with the cover closed, cuddling with the spare tire.
we were running to make last call and you stopped me and said very seriously "if i fall, go on without me. just make sure theres a beer in my hand when you go"
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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