we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I just gift wrapped bread.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
Sober January is a disaster.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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