I feel like our house is getting pulled over.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
I was so drugged up it was amazing, I felt like a dinosaur "because I enjoyed spinach, and I got apple juice and only dinosaurs get apple juice" according to me the day of, and last night I felt like a rocket ship
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Realized we were outta oj used gerber graduates mixed fruit juice as a mixer. Mother of the Year award right here
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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