all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
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