She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
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She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
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At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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