did we hook up?
no, because you kept repeating "itty bitty titties" when i took off my shirt
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
so im decorating easter eggs with my family and my mom is writing "Jesus is risen" and "God loves you!" on the eggs. i wrote things like "I'm naked!" and "there are drugs in these eggs!" on mine.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I just realized I have yet to puke in your new apartment. Clearly we're doing something wrong. On my way over with Cuervo as I type.
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Randomize