why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
I'm sitting in the hospital with him while he's still half drunk with a busted leg because he thought he could do parkour off a rock
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