theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
But then he started to talk about his wedding he wants and I quote " and yes parts will be choreographed"
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
i keep replaying things i did last night. and remembering new things. and its a constant cycle of torture
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
My dad called me in the middle of the night, drunk on vodka, asking for references on the Irish alphabet.
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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