Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
my sisters under your porch take her home
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
That guy u hooked me up with kept calling me james while were doing it...
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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