my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
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Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
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He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
I'm gonna fight the coyote
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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