Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I think my hot accountant is wearing banana republic. I miss the days when that ='ed gay. Signals are so confusing now.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
Princesses don't give blow jobs
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Had a dream I was doing scat with Caroline. I need to lay off the cheese at night
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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