Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
Charging the asians next door to us $5 a page to print their final papers because theirs broke. Bars close in 2 hours, lets go
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
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That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
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I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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