the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Randomize
