Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
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All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
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I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
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