Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
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Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
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Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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